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Winthrop High 14'
Barry University 18'
The engraving on the trophy is, of course, Annual Kane Hockey Classic. Because what else would it be.
NHL Leaders - Boston Bruins (3 / 30)
Captain - Zdeno Chara (2006 - Present)
Alternate Captains - Patrice Bergeron, Chris Kelly, and David Krejci
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza
we had a simple request
so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy
he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”
he drew us a tortoise
god bless this man
i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change