All the charisma of a patato, with the looks of a potato. Basically I'm a potato, but not a good potato like that one that's a little to small... You kind of feel bad but hey... Ask me things please

conspicuouslad:

thelaziestbro:

* no offense but

* the customer is often wrong.

* full offense

(via callmehass)

justgot1:

ladyprydian:

xdreamingnightmaresx:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

(via ugly)

vesperasparx:

pr1nceshawn:

Charts And Infographics By Stephen Wildish.

How is it that this makes me feel uncomfortable and pleased at the same time?

(Source: stephenwildish.co.uk, via wildcaptainkuemper)

thepanthercave:

mike-peace:

artofthecatt:

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

(via twilightvestige)

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Then caption is true I am in fact a sexy panda

Then caption is true I am in fact a sexy panda

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lipstickmystic:

amerigo-vespuppy:

lipstickmystic:

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

Modern stage microphones for concert use are actually designed specifically with mic dropping in mind. When the move started to become fairly popular amongst performers back in like the early 90’s manufacturers started making their products more durable so that sound technicians didn’t have to buy a new mic every concert. The biggest concern most sound guys have when mic dropping is concerned is actually the feedback that’s going to be coming from the mic when it hits the ground. That’s why you always see the performers hold the mic out for a second before they actually drop it, to give the dude at the soundboard time to mute!

thank u sound technician side of tumblr

(via howling-at-night)

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granny-hag:

nomehablen2:

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

stop lmfao

(via howling-at-night)

REBLOG IF: You are open to answer any personal questions anon or not 😏

(via colliding-hips)

brightindie:

reblog if u are currently a mess

(via colliding-hips)

drkshdwbnch:
“ comcastkills:
“me getting up at 3 am to consume water
”
really good post if you ever drink water
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drkshdwbnch:

comcastkills:

me getting up at 3 am to consume water

really good post if you ever drink water

(via itseasytoremember)